Friday, April 08, 2005

Can we say OUCH....that was hot!!!!!

Apparently in my 22 years I have yet to figure out that when things are hot, don’t touch! Meanwhile doing my hair this morning I got this bright idea to grab the freaking curling iron with my bare fingers…Yeah, that’s me, a freaking idiot! I’m sitting there and realize, ouch that’s hot oh wait, no…its really freaking hot! I burned my left index finger and thumb! Needless to say, I gave up on doing my hair for the day! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve burned myself with that same damn curling iron… my neck, my hands, even dropped it on my leg once! Is it time to retire the darn thing?? Anyone else out there suffer from the inability to use hair tools properly?

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Self Diagnosis "The Surreal Truths"

So was sitting in psychology last night, my favorite class with the greatest professor ever; and that’s when I realized…Damn, this class could really screw with peoples heads. You see, as humans we have this inherent ability to constantly analyze every aspect of our existence. Not only do we analyze ourselves, we more often than not probe into the lives of others. So brings me to this realization, take everything you learn and apply the contents appropriately and by God listen to your professor! Especially if she specifically states, “This information is for you to learn, not so you can freak out, read into, and begin self diagnosis.” Do we ever do as we’re told? Apparently I’m in a class with a bunch of crazies, including myself. Don’t get me wrong, I do know that there are people out there who are really sick and need help, and then there are those, like my classmates who think they have every disorder or phobia under the sun. I figured they were all doing it, I was thinking it, why not figure out what’s “wrong” with me. Here’s a few I decided against: my having an Antisocial Personality Disorder, this is mainly due to lack of me being a “sociopath.” As well, I don’t feel that I have a Psychotic Disorder, I don’t typically have delusions or social withdraw, or hallucinations, except for that one time I thought little green men were crawling on me, you were there remember?? Then I considered well maybe because of that one time there were little green men everywhere, YOU remember… that maybe I could have a Delusional Disorder…Now which one?? Erotomanic – where I’m so crazy I think someone loves me that really isn’t, like Elvis for instance, he’s madly in love with me, he even comes to my house and sings to me at night. Or wait…Persecutory – Someone or something is always after me, they want to capture me (oh yes, this is it) It’s all because of the green men! Or lastly, do I suffer from Somatic – thoughts that my body is diseased or poisoned… OH yes, I’m all three! You see, we have these green men that are in love with me, but at the same time they’re so after me, and the reason why…is because they want to poison me. It’s all so clear now! Can’t you see?? Are you there?? I know you can hear me!.......... Self Diagnosis “The Surreal Truths” To Be Continued…

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Alysia and myself

Alysia and myself
Originally uploaded by Sobriquet82.
This is my niece and myself in Va, Beach last 1st beach experience, yeah I know, I'm a rookie.

2nd Edition of: What The Hell Is That?!

Welcome to the 2nd Edition of: What The Hell Is That?! Now once every now an then I can tolerate but come on, I’m 22yrs old, eat healthy, wash my face multiple times daily, uses everything as directed and yet still I am plagued with a freaking zit. I swear…this is gettn a lil annoying! Not to mention every freaking over the counter remedy is completely and utterly useless! I give up, so please if you know me, don’t laugh at me because I haven’t been able to avoid what apparently I now call “post adolescent syndrome.” Anyway, if any of you clear faced luckies out there have any ‘unknown remedies’ please… do share!

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

One of those days...

Have you ever had one of those days where you don’t really know if you woke up on the wrong side of the bed, or if it’s just something in the air? I tell you what, today is one of those days. I say this with reluctance because I don’t want you to get the wrong idea and assume I’m grouchy or having a horrible day, because that is not the case. It’s just like I was rushed all morning, barely had time to get dressed, my skirt was even on backward, anyway, thought that was funny! So if you know what I mean by one of those days, it’s like I’m here but not so much, ya know? Anyways, enough blah blah…Hope everyone is having a wonderful day, it is beautiful outside! I leave you with this…” "The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed." So if you woke up on the wrong side of the bed, things don’t seem to be going your way, or it’s just ONE of those days… picture this…I was in my senior year of high school, I was walking down the hall during passing period, accidentally dropped my English book, bent over to pick it up and waaaaamm, about 50 students got a nice view of my backside, yep, my pants split right open! What’d I do?!!! Sat down and just busted out laughing, what else was I to do, change my pants? Naaa, sometimes we all just need a breath of fresh air!